I’m 5’9 152 pounds on a good day. I’m like a appetizer in jail. They’ll have me braiding hair and who knows what else.

Rapper Soulja Boy was recently arrested after he was snitched on by numerous people for having guns while on probation. During his initial hearing with a California judge, Soulja pleaded that he was too petite and fragile for what happens inside jail. Soulja fear for his own safety after posting videos on social media with guns and talking tough. Unfortunately for Soulja in jail those guns mean NOTHING especially when Big Sam wants your booty. Hopefully Soulja has learned a valuable lesson about talking tough while standing 5’9.

“They kept chanting Fresh Meat, Fresh Meat. Show me that dance boy!”