I came home and turned on the PS4 and find a player named Long Stroke on the Cavs. He looked just like her coworker I met at the Christmas Party”

27 Year old Floyd Williams is in jail today after shooting his wife of 3 years in the buttox. Floyd came home from work and began playing 2k17 and found a new created player on his favorite team the Cleveland Cavs. Floyd recognized the player and began to have a heated argument with his wife about why the man was playing his PS4 and why the player is named Long Stroke. After a brief argument Floyd pulled out a pistol and shot his wife in the rear end because she made an ass out of him. Floyd is awaiting prosecution in the county jail

“I did what any man would do. How would you feel if you’re in season mode and find a player named Long Stroke with 99% attributes”