Husband Divorces Wife For Having Morning Breath In The Afternoon


“I had a few hot wings and all of sudden he catches an attitude and said my breath smells like the back of Rick Ross neck”

Said a Baltimore man who claims his wife’s breath was so bad he could no longer sleep at night. The man filed for divorce from his wife of 7 years because he said he’d rather leave her than continue smell her breath.


“When he said I needed Peppermint IV I knew we were done.” -Wife

The husband has moved out of the house and is happy he no longer has to smell her stench.