“Its all about the dismount. I’m Steph Curry¬†with the shot” Future

Last week one of Future Hendrix’s groupies decided to put him on blast saying he doesn’t like to wear protection. Future recently addressed the situation saying that he hasn’t worn condoms since he heard Lil Jon sing “aww skeet skeet” in a song. Ever since then he’s been dodging STD’s like Young MA dodges penis.

 

One of Future’s groupies admitted that everytime they had sex Future gave her a smoothie. “I thought it was because he cared about my health but he actually mixed a Plan B pill inside.”

Enjoy your Plan B Smoothie. Sensational

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