“Keeping things on your mind will do exactly this”

Said 55-year-old doctor Melvin McAuther after a man came into an East Side Chicago over the weekend with a head that 3 times the size of an extra large head.  22-year-old Travis Newlong said he head began to swell on monday, one day before the election.  Doctors said that they believe that Travis over thinking caused the massive swelling.

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Travis said that he just couldn’t make up his mind about who to vote for, Hillary told a lot of lies and Trump was grabbing pu**y. Travis went on to say that he loved grabbing a Pu**y or two but also loved the way Hillary rocked a pant suit.  Doctors diagnosed Travis with Ezekiel syndrome, that’s when your head swells 3 times larger than a big ass head because you though too hard about some bull shit.